Oh my God, this is gonna be so embarrassing. They have donned pajamas and thrown on coats. Ooh la lolly! I finally get to see Lord of the Rings. Now Daddy and I have to do our taxes, so you can watch this by yourself and not get scared? His parents descend with video in hand.īutters, look what we have for you to watch: The Lord of the Rings. My father has asked that we bring you this copy of Lord of the Rings. Kyle knocks, Stephen and Linda open the front door. The boys have the hottest porno ever made. The Lord of the- Oh, my God! This is Lord of the Rings! Wow, the production values are really good in this porno. Seven, to the races of Elves, five to the gloondock villagers of Gelgendor. Seven rings were cast and given to the races of Men. The story begins in ages past, in the deep regions of Middle-earth, where Scorn first thrived in the kingdom of Gelgelar.Īw man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. They said, "this is without a doubt the hottest porno ever made." The guys at the office told me I had to rent this porno. Sharon appears in a ruby lingerie, leans suggestively against the doorway of the master bathroom and runs her finger along the bedroom wall. Randy waxes his eyebrows with saliva getting ready for a night of porno. Īnd so the party journeyed onward: the great Wizard, the skillful Ranger, and the covetous Jew. Look out! Here comes the great dragon of Perengraph!ĭon't worry! I am the great wizard Motortart. How shall we journey to the house of Butters? Through the mines of Endor or over the mountains of Grog? Yeah, well uh, The Lord of the Rings wasn't the only thing I rented from the video store. Oooh, you're a little frisky, aren't you? Very well, we shall embark on this quest immediately, father! Come, warriors! It shall be a long journey with many dangers on the way.īut if the tape must be brought to the House of Butters, who else can do it? a quest? You ask of us to take the one video to the House of Butters? Uh, boys, Butters' parents want to borrow The Lord of the Rings video we rented. That quest sucks, Cartman! Think of another one! You must bring me: a piece of pecan pie with toffee ice cream and magic shell. What quest do you ask of this Ranger and Paladin? Stan, Kyle, and Cartman stand in the living room in costume.
Script The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Lord of the Rings narrator on videotape." The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers/Script"
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